This is the writing place for Steve, who works under an avatar by then name of Alphonsus Peck. I am a kinda published author who would like to be a more published author one of these days. I have and undergraduate degree in computer science, and a graduate degree in library science. Science, Humor, and Philosophy are passions of mine, and I could play with the concepts within Religion endlessly. I’ve developed personal theories on quantum mechanics, developed a theory between the relationship between the speed of light and the size of the universe, and have created my own religion, of which I am the only follower. I’ve written treaties explaining exactly why Descartes was wrong. And, since no one will listen to me in ANY of the above categories because I have absolutely NO credentials, I can pretend that I’m right and pat myself on the back for weeks at a time.
I am married with two children. My wife is sweet and bat-shit crazy. I also have a healthy measure of insanity, which gives my stories an interesting quirk. I have, in the past, dabbled as an artist and a musical composer, although I can play no instrument other than the kazzoo. I like to read and to numb my brain on video games. It has been theorized that I have attention problems, but the sun averages about 93,000,000 miles away from the earth. Isn’t that interesting?
I like helping people and imparting on people whatever I’ve deemed to be wisdom that I’ve picked up in my 46 years on this planet. I live in SE Michigan, and hate the fucking snow! As a rule, sports bore me to tears, as do car engines, but I am in no way gay! Pizza is the food of the gods, and I have an unaturally large collection of stuffed frogs about my office. I work as an administrator in a mid-sized library system in suburban Detroit. I am also bald, and am having some difficulty recovering from the trama of it.
Any more questions? Ask me. I’ll either give you a correct answer or I’ll make one up. You may or may not be able to tell the difference. No promises.